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Item Rebalances

Even in a 100% crits server, there has to be some balance. Some weapons perform undoubtedly better than others, making them the go-to choice item that makes the alternatives inferior. Below are a list of balance changes employed in the server.

The item stats here are provided as is and precisely reflect how the items will perform in the server so if an item is missing an attribute it normally has, then it will not have that attribute any more. You may suggest changes or new additions here.

In-game item descriptions may not show accurate values. Refer to the item info here for clarity.

Scout (4 items modified)

Baby Face's Blaster

Baby Face's Blaster

  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • 50% clip size
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The Shortstop

The Shortstop

  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Critical damage is affected by range
  • Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
    Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
  • Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude break-action personal defense.
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Pistol

Pistol

  • +5% damage bonus
  • Critical damage is affected by range
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The Winger

The Winger

  • +50% greater jump height when active
  • 50% clip size
  • 10% damage penalty
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Soldier (3 items modified)

The Cow Mangler 5000

The Cow Mangler 5000

  • 100% critical hit vs non-burning players
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire, and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
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The Mantreads

The Mantreads

  • +20% faster move speed on wearer
  • 200% increased air control.
  • 50% reduction in airblast vulnerability
  • +20% damage to self
  • -15 max health on wearer
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The Disciplinary Action

The Disciplinary Action

  • On Hit: Slow target movement by 40% for 30s
  • On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • 25% damage penalty
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Pyro (6 items modified)

The Thermal Thruster

The Thermal Thruster

  • Push enemies back when you land (force and radius based on velocity)
  • Stun enemies when you land
  • 30% increase in push force taken from damage
  • Death from above! Fires a short-duration blast that launches the Pyro in the direction they are aiming. Deal 3x falling damage to anyone you land on!
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The Flare Gun

The Flare Gun

  • +10% damage bonus
  • 33% damage bonus vs burning players
  • +25% afterburn duration
  • 15% faster reload time
  • This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
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The Scorch Shot

The Scorch Shot

  • 33% damage bonus vs burning players
  • +25% afterburn duration
  • 15% faster reload time
  • Flare knocks back target on hit and explodes when it hits the ground. Increased knock back on burning players
  • 15% damage penalty
  • This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
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The Axtinguisher

The Axtinguisher

  • 100% damage bonus vs burning players
  • This weapon deploys 99% faster
  • This weapon holsters 99% faster
  • 75% damage vs non-burning players
  • No critical hits vs non-burning players
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Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Sharpened Volcano Fragment

  • ★ Unusual Effect: Flying Bits
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • On Hit: One target at a time is Marked-For-Death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • This weapon deploys 40% slower
  • This weapon holsters 40% slower
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 10% damage penalty
  • Improves upon Mother Nature's original design for volcanos by increasing portability. Modern science is unable to explain exactly where the lava is coming from.
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Hot Hand

Hot Hand

  • ★ Unusual Effect: Flying Bits
  • +9001% damage bonus
  • On Kill: Burst into joyous laughter
  • 500% slower firing speed
  • This weapon holsters 500% slower
  • This weapon deploys 500% slower
  • 100% less healing from Medic sources
  • 100% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills
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Demoman (2 items modified)

The Quickiebomb Launcher

The Quickiebomb Launcher

  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • Max charge time decreased by 60%
  • 50% clip size
  • 40% damage penalty
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The Half-Zatoichi

The Half-Zatoichi

  • +15% faster firing speed
  • On Kill: Gain 55% of base health on kill
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • 20% damage penalty
  • Soldiers and Demos
    Can duel with katanas
    For a one-hit kill
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Heavy (5 items modified)

Tomislav

Tomislav

  • 20% more accurate
  • 40% faster spin up time
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 10% damage penalty
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The Brass Beast

The Brass Beast

  • +50% damage bonus
  • 25% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +50% damage from melee sources while active
  • 75% slower move speed while deployed
  • 75% slower spin up time
  • 36% less accurate
  • 50% less healing from Medic sources
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Gloves of Running Urgently

Gloves of Running Urgently

  • +40% faster move speed on wearer
  • This weapon holsters 30% slower
  • 25% damage penalty
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The Killing Gloves of Boxing

The Killing Gloves of Boxing

  • +60% faster firing speed
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • 50% increased melee attack range
  • 75% damage penalty
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Warrior's Spirit

Warrior's Spirit

  • +25% damage bonus
  • +100 health restored on kill
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • 50% slower firing speed
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Engineer (3 items modified)

Engineer Buffs

Engineer Buffs

  • 25% faster build speed
  • 50% max metal on wearer
  • 25 metal regenerated every 5 seconds on wearer
  • +5% sentry gun damage bonus
  • +15% sentry gun firing speed
  • +50% dispenser range
  • Teleporters can be used in both directions
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The Pomson 6000

The Pomson 6000

  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 25% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 25% cloak
  • On Hit Spy: Reveal disguised Spy
  • 20% damage penalty
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
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Pistol

Pistol

  • +5% damage bonus
  • Critical damage is affected by range
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Medic (1 item modified)

The Kritzkrieg

The Kritzkrieg

  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% heal rate
  • +100% longer overheal time
  • +75% max overheal
  • -100% ÜberCharge rate
  • 70% Overheal build rate.
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Sniper (3 items modified)

The Sydney Sleeper

The Sydney Sleeper

  • On Scoped Hit: Apply Jarate for 2 to 30 seconds based on charge level.
    Nature's Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crits and reduce the remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second.
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • 27% damage penalty
  • No headshots
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The Huntsman

The Huntsman

  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
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The Cozy Camper

The Cozy Camper

  • +10 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming and fully charged
  • Knockback reduced by 90% when aiming
  • 10% slower move speed when aiming
  • 95% less healing from all sources
  • 95% less healing from Medic sources
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Spy (3 items modified)

The Diamondback

The Diamondback

  • On Hit: Gain up to +25 health
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • +30% max primary ammo on wearer
  • 20% damage penalty
  • 25% slower firing speed
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Spy Buffs

Spy Buffs

  • +9 health regenerated per second for each active sapper
  • +10% sapper damage bonus
  • +15% sentry damage resistance on wearer
  • +25% fire damage resistance on wearer
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Knives

Knives

  • +90% faster firing speed
  • 100% critical hit vs non-burning players
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • 90% damage penalty
  • All non-stock knives retain their unique abilities.
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Other (3 items modified)

Valve Rocket Launcher

Valve Rocket Launcher

  • ★ Unusual Effect: Flying Bits
  • +9900% damage bonus
  • +9000% clip size
  • +75% faster firing speed
  • +250 max health on wearer
  • On Kill: 10 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 60% faster reload time
  • +200% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain up to +500 health
  • Given to all players during Sudden Death
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Sudden Death Dominator

Sudden Death Dominator

  • +49900% damage bonus
  • +19900% clip size
  • On Hit: Gain up to +1000 health
  • +8000 max health on wearer
  • +10 capture rate on wearer
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • 50% slower firing speed
  • This weapon fires flares.
    Given to all players during Sudden Death.
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The Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker

The Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker

  • ★ Unusual Effect: Haunted Ghosts
  • +99800% damage bonus
  • +600 max health on wearer
  • Wearer cannot ignite
  • +50 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • +-1 capture rate on wearer
  • +300% faster move speed on wearer
  • +-25 health restored on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • -100% health from healers on wearer
  • -100% health from packs on wearer
  • Cursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander.
    Given to all players during Sudden Death.
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